Month: June 2016

If You Wanna Get To Heaven

If you wanna get to Heaven, you’ve got to raise a little Hell. So goes the premise of the best song by the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. At a band naming party, their proposed name was “Cosmic Corn Cob & His Amazing Ozark Mountain Daredevils.” No band member wanted to be […]

It’s A Dog’s Life

Lola is back but this time in a court case. This Lola was a four legged creature, beloved by her owners, but shabbily cared for by their kennel according to the owners. Lola was a mixed breed dachshund, 8 ½ years old, owned by the Monyaks. The Monyaks’ left Lola […]

DOJ, Lies. Synonymous.

The Knickerbockers, an American band with an uncanny sound like the Beatles, is the inspiration for this week’s column about the lying, conniving and deceiving United States Department of Justice. “Lies, lies, you’re tellin’ me that you’ll be true. Lies, lies, that’s all I ever get from you.” When I […]